Bodyguard Parties
Bodyguard
Do you wanna’ be a bodyguard? Do you like to party? Well, you see, the reality is that although I’m not saying that bodyguard parties don’t exist, and bodyguards don’t go to parties, (they actually do go to lots of parties), I’m saying that they’re usually on duty. Have you ever dated a bodyguard? It’s a bit like a “Mom” thing, once a Mom always a Mom, you simply can’t switch it off, and even if you’re out and about without your youngsters you still can’t help instinctively making sure that the children on the next table are safe or that the little boy across the street doesn’t run out in front of the traffic. Same with bodyguards really . . . bodyguards are such highly trained professionals that they can’t simply switch it off if they’re invited to a bodyguard party. Okay, so he might look like he’s keeping an eye on the talent, and he is, but he’s making sure that nothing untoward or dangerous is about to happen to her . . . honest!
